Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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