Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
FUCK WHALES
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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