Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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