try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
dude. I can hear the air.
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