In the future we'll all be gay
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Come on in and take your pants off
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