Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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