We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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