I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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