Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
only if we run a train.
done.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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