it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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