Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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