Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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