I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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