question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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