i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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