im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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