we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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