is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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