If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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