Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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