Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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