Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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