I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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