: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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