dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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