If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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