Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
