my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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