Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just cropdusted the office
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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