I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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