What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
