I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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