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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.