i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.