It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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