you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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