Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She bit a glass in half.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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