How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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