after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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