yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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