OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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