Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm too high and old for this...
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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