She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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