somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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