# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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