well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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