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Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was CRYING into my vagina
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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