im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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