what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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