Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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