I heard we made out
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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