You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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