Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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