You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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