I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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