I think about you every night.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.